Brittana fandom’s February experience
Things that have happened in February thus far:
- The last day of January leaves us with the most capital word the gods of glee have ever handed us: “underboob.” On February 1, Brittana fans the world over awaken with a chorus of “Underboob, underboob, underboob” in their heads
- HeMo turns 25. The fact that it happens three weeks after Naya makes everyone cry with the cosmic cuteness of it all
- Keck’s Exclusives and Kristen Bell combine forces to murder us with a) feelings that have been two years in the making and b) an incredibly dramatic and hysterical way to express them. HeMo catalyzes the whole thing by totally saying shit she probably shouldn’t but which we swear the gods of Lesbian Makeout made her say
- In the first week of February, fandom authors start churning out fic like they’re paid for it, causing what some in the fandom have called “a motherfucking renaissance”
- Darren turns 25. No one cares
- JJ unintentionally destroys the entire fandom with her beautifully-written but emotionally-wrecking apocalypse fic. Members of the fandom flail and cry to the heavens and attempt to rip out their own hearts to avoid the pain that JJ so ruthlessly inflicts, but to no avail: JJ successfully kills everyone with feelings and those of us who come back from the dead reblog her fic like the world’s ending
Still to come:
- The fandom implodes again when RIB finally get their shit together and give us what we’ve been waiting for for the last two fucking years: the chance to watch
Naya and HeatherSantana and Brittany make love to each other’s mouths on screen
